HOW NUTMEG WORKS
A quick tour of groups, rosters, matchday, and the leaderboard — jump to any section below.
Create or Join a Group
Every crew gets its own group — start one, or ask an admin for their group's link.
Create a Group
Give it a name and description — you're the admin.
Or Request to Join
Open a group's public leaderboard page and request to join — an admin approves it.
Build Your Roster
Admins add players to a shared roster — no accounts needed for players, just a name.
Tag each player with a position — GK, D, M, or A — so clean sheets get credited to the right players on the leaderboard.
Split Teams & Log the Match
Check off who showed up, split the group into two teams, and play.
Afterward, log the final score and tag who scored and who assisted — that's what builds every player's stats.
Check the Leaderboard
Every logged match updates the standings instantly — wins, goals, and assists per player.
Ranked by performance score: (3×Wins + Draws + Goals + Assists + 2×Clean Sheets for Goalkeepers/Defenders) ÷ Matches. Players are ranked by wins until they've played 3 matches, then by score like everyone else.
Logged-in users also get a personal My Stats dashboard across every group they're in.
RANKED BY SCORE
News Feed & AI Roasts
Every group gets a running News feed — no writing required.
Player Joins
A signing-style blurb announces every new roster addition.
Match Reported
Every logged match gets a satirical write-up in the group's News feed.
AI Writes It Up
Each player profile also gets an AI-generated "roast" — admins can regenerate it anytime.
Running the Group
Group admins have a few extra tools for keeping the roster and feed in shape.
Promote / Demote
Make another player an admin, or step someone back to member.
Edit the Roster
Update player details or positions, or remove a player.
Approve Join Requests
Review and approve or reject requests to join the group.
Regenerate AI Content
Not happy with a roast or match report? Regenerate it on demand.
Ready to Start Tracking?
Free forever, self-hosted. Create your group and log your first match today.